AR-News: Ten good reasons why NOT to attend Humane Lobby Day

[PeterMuller]

As we all know by now Humane Lobby Day on March 16th (next Tuesday) is the
best way to get politically effective for Animal Rights.

All the right reasons for going are on http://humanelobbyday.org

If you don't want to go but need an excuse to give to your friends and
neighbors here are the seven best excuses to use:

7. I have to feed my cat.
6. I get dizzy whenever I leave New York City.
5. I have to see my allergist that afternoon.
4. I have to see my analyst this afternoon.
3. I have to watch another video about animal cruelty.
2. I'll get wet if it rains.
1. I sent a donation to the League of Humane Voters
   and so they'll forgive me for being so lazy.
 
Actually #1 is the only valid reason for not going.

Send your contributions to:

League of Humane Voters
PO Box 922
New Paltz, NY 12651