AR-News: Top Ten Good Things About Finding a Condom In Your Clam Chowder

[jim robertson]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

Top Ten Good Things About Finding a Condom In Your Clam Chowder


10. Only slightly more rubbery and unappealing than clams

9. It's better than finding a clam in your condom

8. Provides 35% of the recommended daily allowance of latex

7. You can use it to take home any clam chowder you don't finish

6. Ever eat Cracker Jacks? Well, think of it as a prize

5. It made the Band-Aid salad look like a gourmet meal

4. Does the phrase "damages for emotional pain and suffering" ring a bell?"

3. Mmm Mmm Ribbed!

2. For Bill Clinton, it's one-stop shopping

1. It's a lot better than not finding it

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